Ask Sexy Grandpa

Ask me something, whippersnappers!

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Junior:
Lesbian sex won't be a problem with Megagirl. Megagirl can you fuck women?
Megagirl:
No
Megagirl:
But I'd like to

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Hell in Converse high tops: CANDERSON CRACK-FIC.

lemonyfool:

Cara raised the twenty-fourth bottle of vodka to her lips and glugged it down. Did she care any more if the alcohol sent her blind? No. Despite being completely and utterly drunk, Cara couldn’t wipe the memory of her brain from last night. She shuddered at the thought of the offence she had…

still trying to find the drunk snail fic but REMEMBER THIS GUYS

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agent-lemony:

lets play a game of Bessa can’t draw at all
at all
but yeah
female Jake English <3

This young lass looks strangely familiar, but I just can’t quite put my finger on how. What a mystery!

agent-lemony:

lets play a game of Bessa can’t draw at all

at all

but yeah

female Jake English <3

This young lass looks strangely familiar, but I just can’t quite put my finger on how. What a mystery!

(Source: lemonyfool)

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Ask Sexy Grandpa

brostriderbitches:

asksexygrandpa:

brostriderbitches:

asksexygrandpa:

Oh! How I have waited for this day!

Oh, Mister Strider, I knew you would come to my way of thinking ;)

I’m already there hon.

Oh. Mr Harley, just look at your crotch. Oh shoosh; this is so nasty.

Just c’mere and show Mr.Strider how to shoot something right *wonk*

If you want to I could paint my skin blue.

Oh, Mister Strider, you do know how to treat a man.

(via brodazzlestrider)